There was this girl whose story was on Kiss Fm morning show, aty she was stranded in Rongai after she had gone to party. Apparently things went south and the guy ghosted her, she had no money on her so she couldn’t come back. Here is the sad thing, most women have gone through this before. They were invited somewhere to party and they pulled up with handbags filled with lip gloss. Later into the night people start checking out, now you are there drunk wondering what to do.

Jiheshimu! You leave your place knowing too well you are broke, thinking that the man who invited you will cater for everything. This is a stupid assumption, you feel entitled to his cash so much that you just show up with nothing. And most of the times when you do this something always goes wrong, then you start calling people aty you have an emergency. If you respect yourself enough, carry some cash so that at least you can order a drink as you wait.

Sometimes you are on a romantic date with your person, then when its time to ask for the bill he/she realizes that they forgot their wallet or card. Imagine the embarrassment of dealing with a situation like this. Most women actually come to dates with nothing but their huge ass phones, to take pictures of the food and snap chat the whole thing. Its annoying to be on a date with someone who is always on their phone, did you come to dinner so that you can chat the whole damn time? You came to have a good time, not to create content.

Normalize carrying some money whenever you are going to a sherehe, its common sense. If you are broke just stay the fuck at home, you won’t die. Most of us go out because of peer pressure, you want to show people that you are living a soft life, but at what cost? If you know you don’t have enough mulla for a party, save yourself the embarrassment and stay at home.

Some men also have this annoying habit of coming to turn ups with no money. The whole night you are just sipping people’s dough and recording videos to scare your ‘haters’ online. Have you ever noticed that when you go somewhere nice to eat, chill or drink that the person who contributed nothing is always the one doing videos and snapping everything they see? Got some advice for these breed of men, snap chat your wallet first. Those who actually paid are usually just enjoying the moment or on their phones.

Nobody likes a burden, you are always pulling up with excuses, you have never paid for shit when you are out with your friends, trust me people will start avoiding you. There is some kinda respect people give you when they know you can handle yourself. But when you are used to freebies you will always be sent to collect jackets from the car, talk some lady in some table, call the waiter, check if the nyama choma is ready and all sorts of simple stuff. They give you simple tasks because deep down they think you are too stupid to handle real business. When you leave the table is when they start discussing money making opportunities. Now you start calling your fellow men kiongozi, tajiri and other imploring men just to caress their egos. You will look stupid treating your rich age mates like gods just because of money.

You will have to agree with me that all this circus is about money. That girl who was left stranded in Rongai, she is too lazy to make her own money such that she looks to men to foot the bill of the lifestyle she wants. We would not even be talking about this if she had just been comfortable with her situation or better yet had some money on her. Jiheshimu nani, usijiembaraaz!

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